Beauty and Da Beast Podcast w/ Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels (comedy)

Actor Steven Bauer joins us to discuss all things SCARFACE! It's our 100th episode BITCHES!!!

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeast_Episode100.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:01am PDT

MadFlavor: Close your eyes, what do you hear grasshopper? Lil' Esther: I hear a drunk in the corner, and the other comics in the back waiting to go on. MadFlavor: Do you hear your own hearbeat? Esther: No. MadFlavor: Do you hear the laughter which is at your feet?Esther: Madflavor, how is it that you hear these things?MadFlavor: Cuz' I've been doing it long enough C*CKSUCKER!!! Hooray! Comic and all around sweet girl, Lil' Esther joins us for a roundtable discussion about loving your life as a stand up comic.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeast_Episode99.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:46am PDT

Look I'll play a phone booth, if you promise to call. There's only one man we know of, who's appeared on the Tonight Show 60 times and was Sinatra's opening act for well over a decade. Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Tom Dreesen. Brought to you by Audible.com and BallCancerSucks.com

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode98.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:37am PDT

Boxing trainer Macka Foley joins us to talk about his favorite client James Franco, jobs you can find in the back of a flower shop and all things shady. Brought to you by www.AudiblePodcast.com/badb and www.BallCancerSucks.com

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_EPisode97.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:21am PDT

How am I going to be Charles Bronson when I gotta change diapers!?! We are joined by Terri Diaz, Joey's lady love.. It's a very special 4th of July episode B*TCHES!!! Brought to you by Audible.com and BallCancerSucks.com

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode96.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:04am PDT

Looking for words of wisdom? Uncle Joey says, "You have to spread those legs to get some dick!" Honestly, I have no idea who that woman is climbing the fence and screaming, "JOS ANTONIO, YOU DIDN'T MAKE YOUR BED THIS MORNING!" We're kicking it old school this week c*cksuckers!

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode94.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:51pm PDT

Bert "The Machine" Kreischer joins us as we chat about Lobster Fra Diovolo being the ultimate leg spreader, who has the aim of a poet, and why "Wow, I really don't care anymore..." is a way better feeling then falling in love. 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode93.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:26pm PDT

What does Marcus Aurelius, ball-gags, Buddha and crabs have in common you ask? Duncan Mutha F*ckin Trussell!!!

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeast_Episode92.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:56pm PDT

Not for nuthin, but those are my balls you're squeezing - not a blood pressure machine. Um, I'm going to lay down on the floor, wake me up one minute before I gotta hit the stage. We were more then friends, we were each other's insurance policy. With special guest Josh Adam Meyers.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeast_Episode91.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:06pm PDT

This ain't no Jimmy Buffet concert cock sucka, we're leaving NOW! And other things people yell during the middle of a grift. With guitarest extraordinaire Gary Myrick, who illuminates for us the Austin music scene of the seventies. 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeast_Episode90.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:19pm PDT