Beauty and Da Beast Podcast w/ Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels (comedy)

The tale of the Chinese woman and the bucket full of poison. See why Yelp ranks Joey as one of the top 5 best tour guides in North Hollywood. The things you see behind your brother's eye, during a cocaine blizzard. Hooray!!! Georgie H. visits the studio for our 50TH EPISODE !!! 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode50.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:10pm PDT

Think before you ink. The tale of two Germans and the maid who lost her key. Crybabies, whiners and victims... Another typical Friday night at the movies.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode49.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:58pm PDT

Whether it be a random, spur-of-the-moment snapshot or a well-thought-out composition, phone sex photos ROCK! Joey shares a few tips on how to handle prison when one is faced with time. The inspirational tale of the girl who had to follow canned heat.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode48.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:05pm PDT

Joey waxes poetic over the great Roberto Clemente. Things you find when going anal. Sports camp confidential. The tale of the great 4th of July cake - American on the outside, Mexican on the inside.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode47.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:37pm PDT

Your fantasy heist still eating away at you after all these years? Curious about the things chicks do while their mouths are open and a handkerchief is in hand? Does  the Tao of Jeet Kune Do compel you?  Well, we got all the answers C*CKSUCKERS!!! 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode46.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:10pm PDT

Legendary tales from the Sacred Heart School for Boys. A man named Jack and his big ass stick. Single moms who yell, "Go for the ribs, don't let that bastard breathe!" The best bet is when you gamble on yourself. 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode45.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:57pm PDT

Confucius said, "Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change." He also said, "Damn girl, you better stop dry-humping trolls!" Guest host Danielle Stewart and Joey talk about the ugly crash of hitting ones bottom, when getting sober. 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode44.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:40pm PDT

Guest co-host Danielle Stewart (Dani Skirts) is in the HOUSE! Damn you Luther Vandross, and your smooth and silky trickery!!! A certain cop riding your ass? No worries, call the local Bruja. Prince and Doug Stanhope, brothers from another Mother?

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode43.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:52pm PDT

What do you do after giving the crypt-keepers a bump? You steal his keys of course... Miss sweet piece of meat herself, Comic Danielle Stewart drops by and talks about things you can wrap your tongue around. Old folks unite and open a sweet can of whoop ass. 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode41.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:38am PDT

Your child suffering from night terrors? Not any more, after you slip a Beretta with a silencer into his hands. We bring you "The mystery of the bad chicken on Cinco de Mayo." Today's ambulances... Not your mother's meat wagon.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode40.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:57pm PDT