Beauty and Da Beast Podcast w/ Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels

Beware of the man selling the rug, and if he offers you a cup of tea - RUN! With special guest Maz Jobrani!!!


I forgot to take my blood pressure medicine! And other lines one mumbles to a flight attendant on a plane after eating an edible. Ari Shaffir IS IN THE HOUSE!!!

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Fellow podcaster and hilarious broad, Christina Pazsitzky joins us as we ponder such thoughts as, is a vagina really just an upside down pyramid scheme?

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Actor Steven Bauer joins us to discuss all things SCARFACE! It's our 100th episode BITCHES!!!

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MadFlavor: Close your eyes, what do you hear grasshopper? Lil' Esther: I hear a drunk in the corner, and the other comics in the back waiting to go on. MadFlavor: Do you hear your own hearbeat? Esther: No. MadFlavor: Do you hear the laughter which is at your feet?Esther: Madflavor, how is it that you hear these things?MadFlavor: Cuz' I've been doing it long enough C*CKSUCKER!!! Hooray! Comic and all around sweet girl, Lil' Esther joins us for a roundtable discussion about loving your life as a stand up comic.

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Look I'll play a phone booth, if you promise to call. There's only one man we know of, who's appeared on the Tonight Show 60 times and was Sinatra's opening act for well over a decade. Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Tom Dreesen. Brought to you by Audible.com and BallCancerSucks.com

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Boxing trainer Macka Foley joins us to talk about his favorite client James Franco, jobs you can find in the back of a flower shop and all things shady. Brought to you by www.AudiblePodcast.com/badb and www.BallCancerSucks.com

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How am I going to be Charles Bronson when I gotta change diapers!?! We are joined by Terri Diaz, Joey's lady love.. It's a very special 4th of July episode B*TCHES!!! Brought to you by Audible.com and BallCancerSucks.com

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Comedian Josh Wolf from Chelsea Lately, waxes poetic with us over wounded stingrays, peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches, and the woman who loved to take pictures of her one horny broken eye. Psst...sometimes life loves to take little Joey Diaz for a ride!

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Looking for words of wisdom? Uncle Joey says, "You have to spread those legs to get some dick!" Honestly, I have no idea who that woman is climbing the fence and screaming, "JOS ANTONIO, YOU DIDN'T MAKE YOUR BED THIS MORNING!" We're kicking it old school this week c*cksuckers!

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