Beauty and Da Beast Podcast w/ Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels

Bert "The Machine" Kreischer joins us as we chat about Lobster Fra Diovolo being the ultimate leg spreader, who has the aim of a poet, and why "Wow, I really don't care anymore..." is a way better feeling then falling in love. 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode93.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:26pm PST

What does Marcus Aurelius, ball-gags, Buddha and crabs have in common you ask? Duncan Mutha F*ckin Trussell!!!

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeast_Episode92.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:56pm PST

Not for nuthin, but those are my balls you're squeezing - not a blood pressure machine. Um, I'm going to lay down on the floor, wake me up one minute before I gotta hit the stage. We were more then friends, we were each other's insurance policy. With special guest Josh Adam Meyers.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeast_Episode91.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:06pm PST

This ain't no Jimmy Buffet concert cock sucka, we're leaving NOW! And other things people yell during the middle of a grift. With guitarest extraordinaire Gary Myrick, who illuminates for us the Austin music scene of the seventies. 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeast_Episode90.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:19pm PST

I mean honestly, how many times do I gotta ask a California Douche bag to stop kicking the back of my chair!?! C'mon, we want to see your real album collection, the one in the closet near the bottom of the pile. With special guest Law and Order writer, producer and stand up comic Mick Betancourt. Last but not least, all the fun little places you can spritz a little Hai Karate in a pinch.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_89.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:19pm PST

Let's cut to the chase. When Richard Pryor says to you, "After you're done wiping, do you think you could drive yourself over to Columbia Studios to help me work on a script?" You put the crossword puzzle down, flush the toilet and haul ass into Hollywood. Writer, Director, Producer Rocco Urbisci drops by and chats about all things Pryor and Carlin. Oh, and by the way, it's milk milk lemonade TIME!!!

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode88.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:11pm PST

Comic extraordinaire and all around cool cat, Willie Barcena drops by and shares his thoughts on why mice attack, cows that jog, and learning in the nick of time how to turn your back on anger. Brought to you by Tainted Visions Art.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode87.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:45pm PST

Screw it! We ain't gonna make thirty.. You mean I dug the grave for nothing!?! It's true, in some circles the man who eats the hole turns to the pole. And yes, a bleeding ulcer can help a fella out during a bank heist. We are joined by Salvatore Polisi, former mobster and witness for the prosecution that imprisoned John Gotti, stops by the studio and chit-chats about infamous mobsters, and how he eventually opted out of the witness protection program. Brought to you by Tainted Vision Arts

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode86.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:55pm PST

Hey, you got fifty and I can get forty, let's go partners on a package! Things to do with a gas mask when you're bored. Going to Houston? You better take some vitamins and start doing some push-ups now. What can we tell you, the Devil likes to eat out... With very special guest Felipe Esparza!

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode85.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:30am PST

Psst... You need some drugs, or a couple of easy women? No thanks, but do you know where I can get a good sandwhich? Look, I know you're trying to teach me about artistic truth and emotional recall, but it's starting to feel like you're clowning me. Hey, If you're going to shake me down, at least be a man and bring a gun. Red lights never counted, when Uncle Joey needed a package! With very special guest, actor Emilio Rivera from Sons of Anarchy.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode84.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:01am PST