Beauty and Da Beast Podcast w/ Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels

Ahh, the good old days near the corner of Gardner and Sunset Boulevard... Go out with nothing, back at home by 8:30, with the cops looking for you, an eight ball, 100 dollars in your pocket, and the smell of p*ssy on your face. WHO'S BETTER THEN JOEY DIAZ!?! With special guest Ralphie May. 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeast_Episode73.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:29pm PDT

Joey and Felicia talk about their favorite guests, soap opera drama and the felon who loved his gas can. Who are these funny women, and why won't they stop pitching a fit? Plus, a delicious bonus piece from the Midnight Mass Upstream with special guest Danielle Stewart.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode72.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:49pm PDT

What do vaginal meshes, cocaine vaseline, drive by shootings, flak vests, riots, bank take-overs, perps, gangs, autopsies and tantric sex - all have in common? Our first law and order episode BITCHES!!! And seriously, you did not just drop BIGGIE!?!

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode71.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:25pm PDT

Uncle Joey and the Korean lady who became the kiss of death. The fart heard around the world. Sure, it's all fun and games until an angry mob of teenagers chase you down. It's a music episode BITCHES!!! 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode70.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:59pm PDT

Who's missing an ear!?! The problem with calling everybody out in the neighborhood. Felipe Esparza drops by and talks about his experiences with the "rocks of hell." 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode69.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:48am PDT

Joey's Tainted Vision Infomercial

Joey hawks the wares of our sponsor... Not to be missed. Taken from the Midnight Mass Live Special on 12/24/11

Direct download: Joey_Diaz_Tainted_Vision_Arts_Infomercial.mov
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:22pm PDT

The cookie Nazi returns. Joey goes deep on the Whitney Houston story. Special guest Vivid girl and erotic model Lux Kassidy!

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode68.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:34am PDT

Don't worry and don't say a word, because Abuela's going to save the day! For crying outloud, never google your parents! What do El Negro Marcello and Nick the Greek have in common? They'll peel off and give you some bills, when your Ma ain't looking. Comic Nina Manni drops by and talks about her experiences growing up as the daughter of a notorious Philly meth dealer.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode67.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:23pm PDT

Bored, need a drink, but you're locked up in Prison? All you need is a toilet, leftover fruit cocktail and a couple cubes of sugar - then it's PRUNO TIME BITCHES! Comic George Perez stops by and talks about what he learned about himself, after being sent to Wasco State Prison on Christmas Eve.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_-_Episode_66.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:25pm PDT

Wanna dodge the cops? Then act normal and walk like a civilian!!! The story about the man with the Mexican spine. Um, excuse me - can you Eddie Murphy it up a bit? Rick Ramos drops by to discuss, It Came From The Seventies... AKA Our slant on movie picks for the family during any holiday.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_-_Episode65.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:28pm PDT