Beauty and Da Beast Podcast w/ Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels

You got a paper route? Then hellz to the yeah, you can get a line of credit! Quick hide the Barbie Townhouse, Tati's coming over for coffee and a man to man chat. Special guest this week is none other then mixed martial arts commentator for the UFC Eddie Bravo, who squeals about his secret obsession.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:54am PDT

Forget waterboarding, use Icy Hot as your new interogation technique. How to stand with friends, when da sh*t gets deep. Everybody's favorite girl scout, Danielle Stewart beguiles us with her tales of Strike Anywhere matches, men who set fires then wanna spoon, and her long ago secret addiction to Binaca.

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The story of the fire eating dragon and the girl who loved toe jam. Beware of fat babies and their quick little fingers. Field trips to the liquor store. Sometimes in comedy you just need to put your tongue away, wash your face and never look back. Special guest is none other then super Hebrew, Ari Shaffir! C'mon America, DO THE HUSTLE!

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The story of the fist fight and the Transvestite Karaoke Bar. F.y.i. we don't give a Frenchman's f*ck what you think, that woman looks like Ralphie May. Special Halloween guest - the Scream Queen herself, Jewel Shepard stops in the studio and shares how she was discovered by the director of the cult classic movie "Return of The Living Dead." 

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The story of pingita and the old woman who screamed, "Bingo!" Just because you can fry a Steak umm and watch the devil fall in a hole, it still don't mean that makes you a man. Ladies and Gentlemen, Glenn Campbell!!! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:57pm PDT

You gotta a situation that needs to be taken care of, and you wanna know the square root of 69? Call Joey's stepdad! We say, if you see a woman with her hula hoop - it's time for the REVOLUTION BITCHES!!! The wedding that Joey couldn't resist. Last but not least, the man that wore a dickie but couldn't have a drink.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:14pm PDT

Joey reveals his secret meatloaf ingredient. Things that scare Felicia in the dark when she's sober. Faceless anonymity on the internet is for C*CKSUCKERS! Our love affair with Texas is finally revealed.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:20am PDT

Joey tells the story about the girl who sucked outside her circle. "A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson. I don't know who that blowhard was talking about - but my bitches have my back!! The chick with David Bowie's Vagina.

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Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels animated!?! Based on musings from their popular RAWSOME podcast. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:12pm PDT

Really, you sent the getaway driver? That's so "B" team... Beach accidents - Fellini Style. Surveillance photos, they never catch your good side. And of course, the tale of the babysitter who could file down a key.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode56.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:57pm PDT