Beauty and Da Beast Podcast w/ Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels

Attack of the apocalyptic monkeys. What's really at the end of the rainbow - leather pants and an ear beating? Nail clippers that multi-task. Mr. Softy and the Museum of Knuckleheads. Hooray, we have new theme music thanks to Mr. Gary Myrick.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode55.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:57pm PDT

Been caught stealing, when I was 5.  Got a bowl movement up on deck, there's always the balcony. How to be a bookie when you ain't got Bank. Stop faking the funk as a nation!!

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode54.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:29pm PDT

The skinny on furburgers. Burning bridges, and taking no prisoners - our ode to Doug Stanhope. The art of taking people's SH*T!!!

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode53.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:52am PDT

The man from Keen-tucky and his detective kit. Checking in on your skeletons. Joey creates his own perfume... Eu de Cuban egg roll.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode52.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:24am PDT

The trials and tribulations of being a one man parade. Dracula arrives in East Orange. A prostitute goes rogue on Eye Witness news. The tale of the Tick Tock Hotel and the hottest nanny in town. When Hubba Bubba attacks!

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode51.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:05am PDT

The tale of the Chinese woman and the bucket full of poison. See why Yelp ranks Joey as one of the top 5 best tour guides in North Hollywood. The things you see behind your brother's eye, during a cocaine blizzard. Hooray!!! Georgie H. visits the studio for our 50TH EPISODE !!! 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode50.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:10pm PDT

Think before you ink. The tale of two Germans and the maid who lost her key. Crybabies, whiners and victims... Another typical Friday night at the movies.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode49.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:58pm PDT

Whether it be a random, spur-of-the-moment snapshot or a well-thought-out composition, phone sex photos ROCK! Joey shares a few tips on how to handle prison when one is faced with time. The inspirational tale of the girl who had to follow canned heat.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode48.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:05pm PDT

Joey waxes poetic over the great Roberto Clemente. Things you find when going anal. Sports camp confidential. The tale of the great 4th of July cake - American on the outside, Mexican on the inside.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode47.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:37pm PDT

Your fantasy heist still eating away at you after all these years? Curious about the things chicks do while their mouths are open and a handkerchief is in hand? Does  the Tao of Jeet Kune Do compel you?  Well, we got all the answers C*CKSUCKERS!!! 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode46.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:10pm PDT