Beauty and Da Beast Podcast w/ Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels

Your child suffering from night terrors? Not any more, after you slip a Beretta with a silencer into his hands. We bring you "The mystery of the bad chicken on Cinco de Mayo." Today's ambulances... Not your mother's meat wagon.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode40.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:57pm PDT

The real effin skinny on the Lawnmower Man. What do helicopters, porn and Lucky charms have in common? Hey Joey, "Is that Banana Bread in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode_39.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:22pm PDT

The tree of revenge does not carry fruit... Unless you have a heck of a lot of patience, and access to a lead pipe. Also, the tale of Lawrence Taylor and the rock that pissed him way off. Harry Dean Stanton, purveyor of filthy jokes? Hellz to the YEAH!!!

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode38.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:50pm PDT

The tale of a girl in a halter top, and the heroin addict who wouldn't leave her alone. Uncle Joey's medical advice - always start the day off with a mega dose of the Prince of Darkness himself! Steven Tyler + Jersey Shore = Ass Whooping!

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast__Episode37.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:09am PDT

Joey quits smoking, AGAIN! Felicia reviews the documentary "American - The Bill Hicks Story." Things you can do in Philly when you are 13, with a sugar cube full of acid.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode36.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:24pm PDT

The adventures of a randy 12 year old and the neighborhood Milf. Family members that ya love to hate. The emotional enlightenment that murder fantasies can bring. We're back from vacation, BITCHES!

Direct download: BeautyAndDaPodcast_Episode35.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:56am PDT

Felicia learns what papayas really are in Cuba. Joey Spills the beans about his only threesome. They also share intimate details of stabbings and wanting to blow James Coburn in the morning dew..

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:53am PDT

Mr. Martini Suck My Weenie - Episode 34

Prayer circles, arson - not just for grown-ups, steroids, and things that taste like a nutty Irishmen in the still of the night. 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode34.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:03am PDT

Joey responds openly and honestly over a listener's e-mail. What to do when a cop pulls up next to you, as you are doing a line. Friends and the cool people they eventually become. Beware of the drunk Transexual and her ice cream scooper.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode33.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:18am PDT

Hear No Evil, See No Evil, And Keep Your Trap Shut - Da Cops Are Here  Episode 32

What does a child remember most when his family's apartment gets tossed by the cops? If you're Joey Diaz, probably a grandma and her ball of string... Subtext, why the hell is it so important and why do some people make money off of it? And of course, the pros and cons of dancing on a Prostitute's toes.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeast_Episode32.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:50am PDT