Beauty and Da Beast Podcast w/ Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels

Joey talks about the bindles hidden in his mother's bra. The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club... Unless of course you have a PODCAST! Yes Virginia, sometimes Godfathers take you for an ice cream treat, sometimes they want to put a cap in your ASS! And of course, the tale of the wh*re with the bright idea.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:29pm PDT

Joey shares the tale of his first ever drug rip off - from his mom. The kids have their first on air hissy fit and GODDAMN IT Ming Melstein, we hope your plying your bait and switch fireworks scheme in HELL!

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Who's bright idea was it to let Joey guard the Bar Mitzvah presents? Friends that can't let go, but still have the nerve to want their damn money back. Christ - will someone please give Felicia a cup of joe and an attitude adjustment?

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The tale of the notorious Galaxy Towers and Joey's escape clause. Family secrets - why can't Grandma just tell everyone who she banged? Garlic farts, fact or fiction?

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:58pm PDT

What does a cuban egg roll, pop rocks and a woman's monkey have in common? JOEY "COCO" DIAZ!!! This short but crazy episode, could be our most explosive podcast yet. 

 

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Dang, everywhere ya look there's that effing paper trail - thanks a lot internet! Joey lays down the law on social networking etiquette. Just how many rodeos has Felicia been to anyway? What Kardashian would be last on your f*ck buddy list? (Poor Bruce Jenner.) Joey explains why beach weddings and the groom's coke buddies, should never mix. 

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode26.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:18pm PDT

Dr. J and Sticky Charlie - Episode 25

Joey looks for an open mic stage while on vacation with the in-laws in Tennessee. Felicia tells the tale of getting her ass kicked in front of her passed out mother. Who da hell is Sticky Charlie and why does his memory still haunt Joey. We are proud to announce that we have received the best e-mail in podcast history and we are eager to share it. And of course, Dr J!

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode25.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:19pm PDT

How do you kill a Sunday afternoon? Ya go to a Charles Bronson double feature BITCHES!!! Screw Jason Statham, Joey and Felicia break down the original "Mechanic." Joey reminisces about the guy that got him out of Jersey, in the nick of time. Felicia reveals her most embarrassing television appearance. Taxi drivers, friend or foe? Street thugs versus cross country skier - who's really the A-hole during a blizzard on the mean streets of Jersey?

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:11pm PDT

In For A Penny - In For A Pounding Episode 23

"Just For Men" hair dye, apparently not just for men. 2nd Moms, you can't live with out them - especially when they help you fence the goods. When a hooker offers you a deal, is it rude to inquire if she's at the beginning of her shift or the end of it? Joey shares the truth of rightfully getting his a** kicked by a little muscle Mary.

Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode23.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:21pm PDT

If you give a Martian a shovel, will he dig a hole? Is there an Idiots Guide to Tantric Sex? If a guy offers you money to help him into the mob - is it considered a "bringer" crime? Mental disease or mental weakness... What da hell is the difference!?!?!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:37pm PDT